2009 April « Geek Not Nerd

There’s comes a certain age (right around 93 according to this video) when it’s OK to walk around with a device you invented that makes fart sounds and make it fart, like, every 10 seconds while still being a respected member of your community. You can only hope to reach that age. (Via Buzzfeed)

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April 6, 2009 Posted by netwrkgamr | Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

Martha Stewart Queefs

The lovely-as-always Martha Stewart provides some fun and interesting tips on decorating one’s queefs, on last night’s South Park.

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April 6, 2009 Posted by netwrkgamr | Uncategorized | Fart, Funny, Martha Stewart, Pussy, Queef, South Park, TV | Leave a Comment

Joke Of The Day – A woman arrived at a party ……..

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him, smiled and said,

“Hello. My name is Carmen”.

“That’s a beautiful name”, he replied. “Is it a family name”?

“No”, she replied. “Actually I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men,

therefore, I chose Carmen. What’s your name”?

He thought about it for a moment and then answered, “B.J. Titsengolf”

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Harry Winston Opus 9

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Opus 9 – Now thats a whatch I can get lost in.

The Opus 9 watch From Harry Winston is an extraordinary timepiece

When it comes to luxury watches, Harry Winston tops my list. Their Opus collection has never failed to mesmerize me. And the latest addition to this collection, the Opus 9 is yet another beauty. Designed by Harry Winston designers, Jean-Marc Wiederrecht and Eric Giroud, this watch is definitely a class apart. The extraordinary watch boasts of a unique automatic remontage movement and has a power reserve of up to 72 hours. But what sets this watch apart is its unique display. The Opus 9 displays its unique movement through a chain alike to a bracelet of baguette diamonds that display the time using red diamonds as indicators.

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The Dirtiest Prom Dress You’ll Ever See – Best Week Ever.tv

The Dirtiest Prom Dress You’ll Ever See

By Michelle Collins

For when you want to let your prom date know you’re a sure thing… why not don this classy and yet affordable vagina gown?

Because nothing says “I want to lose my virginity again” like giant hot pink satin labia hangin’ off the front of your dress. Am I right, fellas?

(Thanks to Scott for the tip!)

UPDATE:

LightintheBox has swapped out the above photo for a picture of the dress with another photo, labia clearly photoshopped out. Looks like they couldn’t handle the vaginal heat!

For those of you who think we photoshopped the above picture, believe it or not we have better things to do with our time than place a satin vagina on the front of a prom dress. Can you imagine ordering your prom dress thinking it looks a certain, classy way, and then getting the above dress?

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